Subject	Hence the joke by (unknown comedian)
Posted by	BigTDogg (MA) on November 05, 2007 at 6:36 PM
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In Reply To	True, however, the speeding tickets are slaps on the posted by Scotts94z32 on November 05, 2007 at 06:01 PM
Message	"I got pulled over in Montana, doin 90, thought 'oh man I'm gettin cuffed' Trooper says it'll be a hefty fine, I'm wondering how many hundreds of dollars this'll be. Officer says that'll be five." "excuse me?" "That's right now, $5" "OK, here's a $20 and I'll speed thru your whole ******** state!!" Dunno who said it, but thought it was pretty damn funny "...Downpipes own. They own everything...anything...all there ever was and will be...they should be stock on all cars. Screw the environment, emissions, noise! I love them...I shall name my first-born after them with glee..." - SeedyRom 05:13:20 10/03/02 "i love the cock" - genic 22:20:47 09/25/03 "I hope you get fucked in the ass with a pringles can." - ni[X]it 14:53:53 02/02/06 "Either ignore him or beat him up. Anything else will be over his head." - Marshall 12:28:23 08/18/04 z32baby: yeah, my memory sucks balls DJ Juiced: What's your memory doing this friday night? ;) "i've got to the point where i can drive the Z at its limits and i want more" - shadowZ 16:29:56 08/31/04 "I was way more timid then than I am now about getting in there and yanking on things." - TT XTZ 13:30:34 07/25/05 "Just ran out to get some knee pads. I'm ready now... BRING.....IT.....ON... :-) " - Dave N 19:04:30 10/31/07
Follow Ups	Will a TT reach 130 MPH in 1 mile at Bonneville? - lbeck 12:04:03 11/05/07 probably by 1/2 -3/4 of the way - CRAZZEPETE. 12:07:44 11/05/07 With traction shouldnt be a problem (n/m) - Jason300zxTT 12:08:58 11/05/07 Test it on the street to be sure :) (n/m) - BradZ (FL) 12:14:47 11/05/07 dude on the street...... come on - Jobando 12:26:03 11/05/07 ...and get nabbed by cops cuz you're the only one >> - stockplayerz(nyc) 12:45:32 11/05/07 Police cruisers are governed at 128mph :) (n/m) - Evan(CA) 16:55:00 11/05/07 Pfft, maybe in CA. (n/m) - BradZ (FL) 23:00:30 11/05/07 LOL (n/m) - Zblackbeast 12:30:04 11/05/07 residential neighborhood would be the best place. (n/m) - RedSER13 12:59:53 11/05/07 In a school zone :) (n/m) - fst300zx 13:16:20 11/05/07 blindfolded. (n/m) - fantomZ(OH) 13:28:30 11/05/07 With an ice cream truck tune blasting. (n/m) - BradZ (FL) 13:35:38 11/05/07 bahaha!! Classic. (n/m) - josh 14:09:09 11/05/07 Re: Will a TT reach 130 MPH in 1 mile at Bonneville? - bigfeetnproud8@hotmail.com 12:58:59 11/05/07 that means it would take ~21 secs to go from ~100-130 (n/m) - TriniTT 13:21:24 11/05/07 In my experience the pull from 0 -120 was almost effortless, - doug8867 14:29:34 11/05/07 Re: Re: Will a TT reach 130 MPH in 1 mile at Bonneville? - lbeck 17:42:24 11/05/07 if you wanna drive on salt, come up here next month (n/m) - ZEngineer 13:27:36 11/05/07 this is a good one....lol (n/m) - Oppaman Z 14:07:34 11/05/07 salty pot-holes (n/m) - CRAZZEPETE. 14:41:31 11/05/07 i'd love to see a documentation of the effort and outcome. (n/m) - Barry'z (NJ) 14:15:48 11/05/07 Sure, as long as traction is good. - doug8867 14:18:55 11/05/07 Who took the pic? (n/m) - BigTDogg (MA) 15:02:31 11/05/07 Left arm across the back and over the shoulder :-) (n/m) - spicyZ 15:24:18 11/05/07 Fiance (now wife) back in '95. We drove at that speed for - doug8867 15:25:27 11/05/07 Ah yes, then they lost income from their speeding tickets - BigTDogg (MA) 15:42:48 11/05/07 I used to have that problem on the autobahn (n/m) - Adam (NoVA) 17:48:22 11/05/07 True, however, the speeding tickets are slaps on the - Scotts94z32 18:01:01 11/05/07 Hence the joke by (unknown comedian) - BigTDogg (MA) 18:36:27 11/05/07 Yeah, prior to 94 the fine up to 120mph was only $5! (n/m) - doug8867 21:27:13 11/05/07 LOL, it looks like you were a little stressed out :) (n/m) - na300zx (OH) 15:27:55 11/05/07 Re: Sure, as long as traction is good. - c300zxs 16:10:49 11/05/07 Re: Will a TT reach 130 MPH in 1 mile at Bonneville? - Zluster 14:36:13 11/05/07 I'll sell you mine :) - TriniTT 14:51:28 11/05/07 5th gear for the 1/4 at 103mph? - Scotts94z32 15:03:51 11/05/07 Ok, maybe it was 4th then. But I meant 103mph - TriniTT 15:08:35 11/05/07 is it just me, or does 130 not seem that fast? (n/m) - spotz 14:59:04 11/05/07 not just you (n/m) - Atl300zxTT 15:21:11 11/05/07 It's about acceleration, not top speed. (n/m) - Kenny 15:42:47 11/05/07 Depends on the context. I've done 135 in my NA and - en5 15:40:51 11/05/07 The mile comes up pretty fast when you're going > 100mph - lbeck 18:10:32 11/05/07 agreed on how long it takes to do 3/4 @ 100+ - spotz 18:35:07 11/05/07 Its actually fairly difficult to attain. - Zluster 23:51:33 11/05/07 I seem to recall joels top coming off ~ 140mph +/- 15mph - Adam (NoVA) 17:50:01 11/05/07 + the mechanical parts for the convertible top can be $$$$ - Adam (NoVA) 21:09:44 11/05/07 yup, gotta do something for the new vert. - Zluster 23:49:34 11/05/07 I hit 145 in my vert, but at that point my wipers flew up in - Zluster 23:50:37 11/05/07 Is the T top a tech problem? - lbeck 18:16:06 11/05/07 Yes. You need to remove the glass. - Zluster 23:48:52 11/05/07 That explains why there aren't any Z's on the list. :-) - doug8867 19:42:47 11/06/07 I'm pretty sure I've done 0-100 in less than a mile - BlackholeZ 17:34:35 11/05/07 Wow, only 11 have made the 150mph club... - CaliguyPurdue (redesigning) 19:00:17 11/05/07 I have been planning a bonneville car. - Zluster 23:55:09 11/05/07
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